Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31337598-20180703150726/@comment-31337598-20180708181709

YUUMA: Honestly, I'd say you only have... I don't know, five min... is it five? Ye-yes five-- five minutes before this match ends, and you perish along with it.

HAIZAKI: Oh. Well then, I'll just beat to kill you in four.

YUUMA: Wait, hold on! I'm only at half my full power.

HAIZAKI: I don't see how that's my problem.

YUUMA: No listen! If you let me power up... I'll give you a pizza.

HAIZAKI: You hurted my best friend, Yuuma. That's not gonna work anymore!

YUUMA: Two pizzas!

GOKU: I said I'm done! (starts charging Perfect Penguin) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!

YUUMA: With stuffed crust.

(Haizaki immediately stops on a dime)

COACH KUDOU: (telepathically, sounding both insistent and scolding) Haizakiii...

HAIZAKI: (telepathically) ''Now hear me out, Coach Kudou. (Yuuma starts powering up) If I let him power up to 100% and beat him then, it'll demoramalize him. And he'll never threaten anyone again.''

COACH KUDOU: Haizaki, that is retarded!

HAIZAKI: Stuffed crust, Coach Kudou! You can eat it in reverse. (inside Haizaki's eye is an actual stuffed crust pizza being ripped apart)

COACH KUDOU: I-I can't even believe we’re having this conversation.

HAIZAKI: (telepathically) Me either.