User:HiThereFella

Hi, I'm not a Canadian... But I would like to share a little story with you guys about a little Canadian from my upcoming (Not existing) book.

''Once, in a cursed land far far away, there was a little Canadian. The little Canadian liked to play barbies with all her little Canadian friends, and she also liked to go into the forest and hunt down mooses while drinking maple syrup. One day, little Canadian got back from hunting quite depressed. Mommy Canadian asked: Is there something wrong, little Canadian? 'Yes mommy', Answered the little Canadian, 'I lost half my maple syrup and all mooses just kept running away from me'!' 'You poor little thing', Said mommy Canadian, 'Why dont you go to your room and think about how sad you are?' So the little Canadian went to her room and sat down. She started to think about being a Canadian. Slowly, but surely, she realised it wasnt that hardcore & super awesome & stuff as she thought it was. So she decided to move to Holland, with only her mother and little Canadian sister. Once they settled down in a little placed called Akkrum the little Canadian went to school, everything went well until she reached the third class in high school (Dutch system kthxbye). In the third class she met someone who found out she was Canadian. ''

The rest will be published soon & y'all will love it. Cya ya cute pancakes.

Xx,

Not a Canadian